Hold my hand, protect me from the world

I sit by my pool in a lounging chair.

American Eagle Bikini (with ruffles and flowers)

Forever 21 sunglasses

I have my MacBook Pro and I'm listening to Radiohead

I've already applied my dark tanning oil (infused with carrot and banana extracts)

My cellphone is right next to me

I just painted my nails and toes "ink a dink a pink"

I don't have any plans for the day except a facial and back massage that was a gift from my friend Brian. That's at three o'clock.

All that I'm missing is a fucking tiara. 

No wonder all my friends are gone. I'd hate me too.